Summer 2013 Reeseisms

Reese has always been a funny kid and every once in a while he says something hilarious that we write down and post on our blog as a Reeseism. Here are a few from the past few months:

A few days after we got back from a vacation in South Haven we were all in the car and Lindsay was saying something. Reese the piped in with: "Mom, you're making me bored. I have to leave Indiana. You're freaking me out. I have to go back to Michigan to the cottage."

After putting Reese to bed one night I was on my way out the door and he said: "Dad, wait, nose nose" (that's where we'll rub noses together). After we did he said: "Good, now I can feel your love all night and all day!"

We had just read a book about a dragon who snores.  And I asked Reese if he knew who was a big snorer. His response: "Boppa! He does it with his big mouth!"

At the dinner table one day (note: we were not having stew, nor have we ever had stew):
Reese: Mom, I don't like stew.
Lindsay: Why is that Reese?
Reese: Because I'm sensitive, like princesses are sensitive.

Reese came in to see me one day with his shield (a plastic plate stuck to his hand with double-sided tape):
Reese: Dad, my shield has a problem.
Me: What's your diagnosis Reese?
Reese: It has non-stick-osis.
Me: Wow, we'll have to figure out how to fix that!